Jordan Peterson’s Crustacean Nation

The Active Sheet

Phase 1: choose your chaos level.

Names Colin · Jake · Nathan · MJ · Nick · Oscar · Lachie · Arzan

Mode TV Party Screen

07 Apr 2026 Short

Jake wanted to make a hamburger with some fancy brioche buns, but discovered his dad had licked them clean.

31 Mar 2026 Medium

A very sweaty philosopher tried to defend a forbidden snack using pure crustacean logic.